8 minute shower.

very week I treat myself to an 8 minute shower. Ten if I clean it at the same time. I have a butt load of hair so that is my conditioning time. Waist length hair can end up as literally a butt load of hair. All the girls with long thick hair are nodding in agreement, you lose long strands and that particular crevice is a natural magnet for the wayward hair and afterwards you are all ‘what the fuck?’ When you discover an arm length hair in your panties… Ahem. Anyway. This time I was all what the …

Dear ‘Concerned’

Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to contact me. I appreciate that you took time away from your ivory tower to write me, detailing your concerns for the welfare of my children, my current mental state and the number of shoes in my closet. I am sorry it has taken me so long to reply, but as you point out, instead of curing my sons Autism I have been wasting my time playing on the internet and wandering around in fabulous shoes. While we are on the subject of my son, I feel I need to clear …