Not everyone will like you.

It started with the Yo Gabba Gabba! song “Be Nice to Everyone“. “Is that true, mommy?” asked The Bella, “If you’re nice to everyone, they’ll be nice to you too?” “No.” I answered succinctly. “So they’re telling a story?” “Not really, I mean you should always be nice to people but just because you are doesn’t mean some people won’t be assholes anyway.” “Well, I will be nice.” “Good. And those that aren’t nice back, fuck ‘em, it’s their problem.” “Ok!” *** The Bella starts Kindergarten in 3 weeks (OHMYGOD!) and for the first time really, she’ll come face …

Meh is the new FAIL.

Hello, how are you? Me? I’m fabulous. Lately, I say that anytime someone asks me, and every day it’s a little more true. I am fabulous. Life is great. My kids are great. I don’t have any dire concerns right now and I’m happy. I totally mean it. Wow. I mean it. I’m fucking awesome. I need to work better at being an adult. It’s almost impossible for me to multitask. I get all wrapped up in the next big thing in my life, and devote the majority of my time to it and everything else falls by the …